Life's a Trip




I understand the actual sentiment behind those kinds of posts but after seeing them a million times my brain over-analyzes and attempts to actually answer the question.

Reality is a monster living under your bed. They tell it like it is, but they’re not all bad.


Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

Sometimes when I have an original idea, I like to keep it to myself for a while. Giving away the goods or sharing the thought before it’s fully cooked can sometimes reduce your enthusiasm level or incentive to execute the as-of-yet- unveiled brilliance. It’s okay to keep things close to your chest and not share them until you’re ready to do so. Thus, feel free to take those improv classes without telling your coworkers. They might not get it for a while and, for me, disbelief does not translate to motivation.
Life Lesson from Hannah Hart in My Drunk Cookbook (via itssimplysam23)
Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair (via christopherevan)


eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

I need people to call me, I never remember to call anyone - otherwise I’ll just sit in my house and listen to music all day.
John Frusciante (via davegrohlslongjohns)


iTunes Originals, 2006