Life's a trip

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

OVERTIME GAMES HAVE TAKEN AT LEAST 29 YEARS OFF OF MY LIFE

hawkeytime:

as we try to survive this blues-blackhawks series, i’d just like to remind everyone that this happened:

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no matter the outcome, there will always have been - and perhaps always will be - embarrassing drunken lapsitting

toewscrosby:

i couldn’t resist…

gnyquist:

when the puck drops so do my grades

Hockey is a family

sheercompulsion:

► “I’ve been banned from every podium in Chicago.”

embersrise:

chi-towwn:

I love my team

manmustexplore

I needed this today

embersrise:

chi-towwn:

I love my team

manmustexplore

I needed this today

ultrafacts:

8 facts about the Harry Potter Movies.

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makemestfu:

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Tame Impala - Feels Like We Only Go Backwards
63,581 plays
Every part of me says “go ahead”
I got my hopes 
up again, oh no not again…
deipfei:

Mikael Granlund opens scoring and ends the game with an overtime goal.

deipfei:

Mikael Granlund opens scoring and ends the game with an overtime goal.

lilac-lungs:

I am the sea and nobody owns me
I belong to myself
I am the sky and I am mine
I am mine